I've been on the online dating sites long enough to know how to decode the majority of guy talk for the following words. So, when a guy says these words ladies, here's what he might mean (well, most of the time for most of the guys I have been in contact with -- of course there are exceptions to every rule). "You" means the woman and "I" means the guy is saying the definition.
- Fun-loving = You need to have fun doing the stupid things I like to do (e.g. sports, hunting, car shows, firing range)
- Serious about life = You must be willing and able to get off the couch and you do not plan your life around reality TV shows
- Good sense of humor = You must laugh at anything I think is funny for example, all Adam Sandler movies, the Three Stooges, my finger in my nose dinner trick, etc.
- Romantic = Actually means when I am romantic toward you (flowers, candles, bubble baths) then you have to gush and fawn over my efforts then give me lots of sex.
- Intimate = Sex
- Good conversation = I want to talk about the things I want to talk about and if you don't like those topics you are not a good conversationalist
- Adventurous = Willing to go hunting with me and skin the deer once I've killed it. Or, willing to carry your own pack when we go hiking. This could also mean sexually adventurous.
- Simple = If I say "I'm simple" I'm really trying to say I don't like a lot of clutter and junk around me. If I say "I like the simple things in life" it usually means I'm a cheapskate
- Trustworthy or honest = I've been burned by lying bitches and if you lie to me once, I'm outta here. In fact, that is why I am here, I just divorced a lying bitch
- Loyal = See "trustworthy" definition above. I'm here because either I wasn't loyal to my last girlfriend or she wasn't loyal to me. Could also be code for I'm a one-person-at-a-time dater and I'm going to absolutely go postal if I see your match.com profile still active after we've gone on two dates
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