Silent night, man-less night ...

Taking a short sabbatical for the next few weeks from online dating since its Christmas/New Years and no one but the REALLY bored and desperate are on the dating sites anyway -- begs the question why I'm on them :-) . As a special tribute to all those single ladies who will spend the holidays without a boyfriend/spouse in their life this year, I have a special Christmas gift for you. I made a song. Well, I just changed the words around to the old Christmas favorite "Silent Night, Holy Night". I figure you should find ways to count your blessings this holiday season without a significant other. Enjoy.


Silent night, man-less night
Alone at Christmas but its alright
No cheap beer in my refrigerator
Its filled with chocolate and champagne d'or
The house is clean and bright
No men's dirty socks in sight


Silent night, man-less night
No mistletoe is needed tonight
I'm in my flannel PJs, my hair is a mess
I'm petting my dog and she could care less
The house is clean and bright
No men's dirty underwear in sight


Silent night, man-less night
Calm and quiet, no screaming fight
No bad jokes, TV sports or smelly farts
Just reading a book about romance arts
The house is clean and bright
No men's dirty magazines in sight


Silent night, man-less night
Perfumed candles flickering light
I can watch what I want on my own television
Or walk around in my granny panties without someone bitchin'
The house is clean and bright
No men's dirty toothbrush in sight


Feel free to add verses ...