This week's blog is brought to you by the letter F. What words can you think of that start with the letter F?
My favorite F word is "freak." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, freaks are all around us. I just learned that I have to be much more careful about who I look at on my online dating site. Not sure why I didn't know this before but apparently, when you peruse a person's profile that person sees that you looked at it. They get a little notice in their account that says "MissABC" looked at your profile at (time, date). Whoa, hold the fone (yes, I intentionally misspelled it, it's F day remember?)! They can see me and when I looked at them? Yes, they can and when many of these people see that someone else looked at their profile, they automatically think "ahh, someone wants me so I need to inundate them with a hundred winks, e-mails and like all of their profile photos to show them I want them too."
Friend, Find, Fabulous, Fanatic, Future, Fun, Fiscal, Frost, Fear,
F*#@!
My favorite F word is "freak." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, freaks are all around us. I just learned that I have to be much more careful about who I look at on my online dating site. Not sure why I didn't know this before but apparently, when you peruse a person's profile that person sees that you looked at it. They get a little notice in their account that says "MissABC" looked at your profile at (time, date). Whoa, hold the fone (yes, I intentionally misspelled it, it's F day remember?)! They can see me and when I looked at them? Yes, they can and when many of these people see that someone else looked at their profile, they automatically think "ahh, someone wants me so I need to inundate them with a hundred winks, e-mails and like all of their profile photos to show them I want them too."
Well, isn't that presumptuous? Just because I look at your profile does not mean I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I've gotten some doozies from guys who I just peeked at their profile for fun (sometimes they have a photo of a dog as their profile photo and or maybe they have a sunset photo and the curiosity just gets the better of me) or sometimes their photo is really nice and I want to read the rest of their story. It does NOT mean I want to marry them tomorrow. Here is the tip of the week guys (and gals too): if a someone looks at your profile ONCE and goes days without a wink, another profile view, an e-mail or a "like" then they aren't interested. There is no need to contact them with a diatribe of worthless dribble to try and win thier love. Just chalk it up to they were curious but not that interested, shrug it off and move on before we use the word of the day on you:
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