I admire people who have the courage to put themselves out there on online dating sites. It's refreshing when I see guys completely fill out the profile questions and don't just answer with one word answers. But it amazes me what a person will make as their profile name. I mean, think about it guys, you will be remembered by hundreds of women as "Looking4U" (hint: that is rather stalker-ish and not attractive) for the rest of your online dating life! I have compiled a list of the top 10 noteworthy online profile names I've run across in the past few weeks since beginning this adventure (NOTE: these are from the various dating sites I am on and not from just one source). I'm sure I will be updating this list in the next few months. Feel free to comment below and add more that you have run across (male or female). This blog isn't meant to shame anyone, merely to make you think twice when making the profile name that will show up under your photo.
- GuyNextDoor -- If I had wanted the guy next door, I would have gone next door and knocked!
- For_Forever -- With that photo?! Nope, you are a "For_one date only".
- Dons4Real -- As opposed to "Donsafake"?
- HappyDude -- It's like Margaret Thatcher said, "Being a leader is like being a lady, if you have to tell people you are one, you aren't" (this applies here Mr. Sad Dude)
- JackofHearts -- I see you gambling all my hard earned retirement money away.
- FunnyShoes -- Yeah, that doesn't really appeal to the woman who wants to be able to take her man to meet her friends, parents or to a work function.
- Roamnfree -- So, you are on the dating website because you want to roam free? Or you are Roman and you are free? I don't get it. I thought you were free if you are online dating?
- Justin_Case -- Cute play on a first name but "just in case" of what? Just in case I can't find anyone else to date on here, give you a flirt? Just in case you are the last man on Earth, we should repopulate it? Just in case I have a spare hour one week and have nothing better to do? Just in case of what?
- ProudDad (add # here) -- Yes, I realize you are a proud dad and your children are the loves of your life and that is admirable. But when I'm looking for a romantic partner I don't want to think of him as a dad, that just kills the moment. It does make me wonder who has the very first thought of this profile name -- I want to meet ProudDad1 and ask him what the Hell he was thinking!
- GlenLivet -- I kind of like this one, refers to Scotch ... clever. I might send a little flirting GlenLivet's way :-)
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