No news is good news ...

Normally, I would agree with the old cliché that "No News Is Good News." But in the online dating world, no news means no one is looking at your profile. I wonder why? I have gotten only two views in the last 10 days so I'm starting to wonder what's going on. I think it's one of the following reasons:

1. I'm just too high maintenance and they think they need to maintain me (I am high maintenance but like I tell everyone, "I can maintain myself")
2. I'm ugly, old, not interesting, etc.
3. The guys are just lazy
4. Guys are dating less because it is taking a backseat to summer sports season
5. Everyone has recognized they are never going to be Mr. Perfect for me so they gave up
6.  I'm just too fabulous that it hurts their eyes to keep staring at the selfie photo of me hamming it up at the White House

   
   

   I mean I read the rules of setting up my online profile (i.e. I read a hilarious article on what not to do here: www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-online-dating-profile-isnt-working/)  and still nothing. Maybe its a combination of all six reasons?